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Old Man Parker: Did you hear about this guy who swallowed a yo-yo?
Mother Parker: Swallowed a yo-yo?
Old Man Parker: Yeah, on a bet; some clodhopper down in Griffith, Indiana.
Mother Parker: They write the silliest things in the newspapers.
Old Man Parker: What do you mean, silly? I mean that’s real news. That’s not like that politics slop.