Bullets, Bombs and Babes Edition

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987)

Bullets, Bombs, and Babes Edition: Episode #2

Malibu Bay Films released Hard Ticket to Hawaii in March of 1987. Andy Sidaris wrote and directed the film starring Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, and Hope Marie Carlton.

‘Hard Ticket to Hawaii’ Movie Summary

On Molokai in Hawaii, the shady drug kingpin Mr Chang and local distributor Seth Romero have established a profitable criminal business. We witness their dirty work first hand when their cronies murder some Molokai police officers who see a little too much of their dealings.

Next we meet the sexy drug enforcement secret agent Donna and her even more beautiful civilian partner Taryn. They fly two honeymooners (and a toxic snake) from Honolulu to Molokai via an 80s montage. It’s very scenic.

Trouble begins for the girls when they land at their destination. While they take the honeymooners to their campsite, the Honolulu airport tries to make contact with them to let them know they have the wrong snake. It does not get through to the girls.

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Malibu Bay Films released Hard Ticket to Hawaii in March of 1987. Andy Sidaris wrote and directed the film starring Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, and Hope Marie Carlton.

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  1. What’s your criteria for the Number Two podcast? I note that most of your reviews are for films from the 70s and 80s. I have two films that I’d like to recommend, both directed by George Clooney, that I think failed dismally: The Monuments Men and Suburbicon. These are recent films though. Both had great casts but were just a mess. Maybe this comes down to Clooney just not being a good director? Any thoughts?

    1. The Number Two Podcasts can be from any era. We prefer to keep the films from the 80s on Lunch Time Movie Review. The movies just need to be box office failures or universally panned films, but many of them, I actually enjoy for what they are.

      I have note seen The Monuments Men or Suburbicon yet. I want to see Suburbicon even though it did not do well. I don’t know if he’s a bad director or not, but the Coen brothers wrote Suburbicon which could be that it was a bit too dark for general audiences. I think that one is a good candidate for the Number Two.

      1. Hi Chris, I believe the Coen bros did the screenplay but Clooney did a lot of rewrites so don’t know how much of the original was left. It would be a good one to review then. Thanks!

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