Simon Sez 30-Second Summary
1999 bargain basement classic SIMON SEZ is proof NBA basket ballers should not act or headline a studio backed motion picture, Dennis Rodman plays Simon, an undercover, on the move but inconspicuous (yeh right) Interpol action man on the beat in France in the mix to stop an arms dealer.
The cross dressing power forward is Joined at the hip by new friend, old friend, i can’t really work it out Nick Miranda played by the equally untalented (in this film anyway) Dane Cook. We find out he was in Simon’s CIA training course but got kicked out for whatever reason, it does not matter.
The senseless plot rolls around into blank obscurity, the screenwriters seem to have come out of a shredding machine and pasted back together.read full summary
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