‘The Love Guru’ 30-Second Summary
In The Love Guru Pitka has always wanted to be a guru since the age of 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, disapproves of his reason for wanting to become one, and make him wear a chastity belt until he learns to love himself. Years pass, and Guru Pitka lives in America. He wants to appear on the Oprah Show so the public sees him as a better Guru than Deepak Chopra.
When Jane Bullard, the owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs, hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, Pitka sees it as his opportunity to be on Oprah. All he has to do is get Darren back together with his wife, Prudence. She’s currently banging the Kings’ goalie, Jacques “Lè Cocq” Grandé.
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